stupidity of the school year

junior high time I and my friends friend remove the lesson sitting at the canteen was not long before the headmaster arrived we ran and hid in the bathroom jostle with filthy bathrooms headmaster had knocked the bathroom door. we pause to ask the school principal is ready on the inside? one of my friends said my father again defecate principals also believe we laughed at in a filthy bathroom gk we stand then departed just ran my friend fell in the bathroom because his pants to the extensions we were brought to the office headmaster

my stories

used in childhood .....
time andi want to bathe in the swimming pool .....
andi shorts people and his friends laugh .....
andi think why the people and his friends laugh ......
Andi laughed because they were laughing too ....
andi who thought they were laughing at .....
they laughed at it because andi andi shorts are torn at the bottom ......
andi so embarrassed and red face directly andi .....
andi straight home and not go there again ....

price kiss

A naughty little boy who saw his brother being kissed by her male friend. The next day, he met the man.

"Brother last night was not kissing my brother?"
"Yes, but not out loud. It's a thousand to shut up!"
"Thank you, this is the change of five hundred!"
"Why, really put all my change?"
"I do not want bad, brother. All do-kiss my brother also collect five hundred!"

Promise A Salesman

A vacuum cleaner salesman tool toward a house.
He knocked on the front door. Before the hostess had said
a word, he wasted all kinds of dirt into the living room carpet.

"Madam," he said, "I believe in the ability of this machine. Carpet
This will clean again in a heartbeat. If later there is still dirt
the left, I'm willing to eat it. "

"Then, start eating! We have not put electricity." said the lady.

Through the Red Light

A motorist ran a red light at an intersection, then a policeman who saw the incident immediately after him and ordered him to stop.
Police: Do not you see the red light at this intersection?
Motorists: Yes, I see it.
Police: Then, why do not you stop?
Motorists: Because I do not see you.hahahahahahaha.